Say goodbye to that 4th wall because Roman and Big Match John were bloody at it again on last night’s WWE Raw. Also, a few other things happened. Stick with me, kid, for I am Elliot and I, for now, […]
Yes, I’ll talk about the god dang Cena bit, cool your freakin’ jets. Okay!? Listen, just shut up and let me get to it. I’m Elliot and I watch Raw so you don’t have to.
The biggest party of the Summer is behind us and we’re all coming down, mostly from sleep deprivation. Like all eagerly anticipated parties, it underwhelmed many, but lucky for those people, there’s 1 million more hours of wrestling to watch […]
Oh man, the biggest party of the summer is just around the corner! You spend all year looking forward to this ruddy massive party, but it somehow sneaks up on you anyway. Stock the fridge, lads. Get in some of […]
You know that feeling of overwhelming happiness one gets when they realize they didn’t just waste 3 hours of their life? I just felt it because – and stick with me on this – last night’s WWE Raw was actually […]
Ugh, time to do the bare minimum. I’m Elliot and I watch Raw so you don’t have to.
I hate having time to do things, like socialise, sexualise and seancise (talking to the dead is a waste of energy), so luckily for me, there are 1 million hours of new WWE programming every week designed purely to engulf […]
How many times in your life has WWE hyped a storyline beyond the point of being able to provide a satisfying conclusion? Save yourself the disappointment and allow me, Elliot, to… ahem… watch Raw so you don’t have to.