Trailer Watch: Hercules

It’s almost comical the lengths they go to in this trailer to make the identity of the actor who plays Hercules a secret. Look at the way every single shot has his flowing hair majestically blowing across his face like his hairdresser thought they were shooting a L’Oréal advert. Pointless considering the fact that any news source reporting on it says that he’s being played by Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson right in the story. Including ours. Other than that his hysterically contorting face can only mean that this is another ill-advised attempt at recapturing the magic of the 80’s fantasy flicks. By the looks of this one Dwayne needs find a Marvel producer and make friends with him. Fast.